Posts Tagged 'cigarettes'

You won’t know

I quite like going to work still drunk.

However I don’t really like going to work drunk and then getting the instant hangover at work.

I was so drunk last night, that when I finally did get to sleep, I was not woken by my alarm for work 2 hours later; no, I wasn’t woken by the 2 phone calls from my boss; no, I was woken by Simo knocking on my door looking for some shoes and a hoody before I go to work. Good job he did.
I was so drunk I don’t remember eating breakfast, but a nutella smeared plate says otherwise.
I was so drunk I just had a 20 minute conversation with Martin going through the night together to try and remember what happened (with amusing discoveries of course).
So basically, I was drunk – and still was for most of my 8hr morning shift – and now I’m sober I think.

Now for a differnt subject. Cigarette are leathal, but their wrappers are worse. I got the worst of all paper cuts from a big box of B&H silvers today; right on the little bit of skin between your fingers. Ow!
I had to keep apologising to people as I got blood on their Sunday newspapers and bread.
So the next time you’re unwrapping 100 bensons, beware.

Shouldnt smoke such big cigarettes really...

Shouldn't smoke such big cigarettes really...

“I will hit my drunken wife with what ever shovel I like”

and addiction.

Those are the topics for today.

Its not make up...

It's not make up...

The former comes from me imagining to smack a larey women if the face with a shovel, whilst her sober husband stands there with his head down ashamed. I’ve never seen a local come into the shop and drivel such abuse as she. I’m gonna make sure she feels like shit when she comes in sober next time…

The latter is a side note: I am a little addicted to kerosene… Or at least the smell. I find myself hovering around the firelighters just to get a whiff. But I don’t have an addictive nature. It used to really confuse me as to why people would be addicted to cigarettes before I understood the human mind more, but at the same time I know i could have a cig or two and not feel the need to go buy a pack, smoke them dry, buy another, smoke them and repeat.

Someone should make a airwick kerosene… Or a diesel one at least.



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