Massive views, deluded tits

I wish fat girls would stop wearing jeggings . I don’t mean curvy girls by the way -I am a curves man- but fat in the sense of “oh my that girls jeggings are being eating by the thing poo comes out of”.

Have I lowered the tone too much already?

Best stick with it then I guess.
Over the christmas holidays, it became a bit of a -thing- to text my girlfriend with the opinions and views from the Sun newspaper’s Page 3 girls. Mainly for the hilarity and irony. Well, when I say mainly, it was totally for those things.
Now, in inspiration of badjournalism on twitter (@badjournalism) whose tagline is ‘reading the daily mail so you dont have to’, I am gonna try posting these delights on the web, because no one should really have to buy the sun.

Here’s today’s one:

Rosie was fascinated by the interaction between John Terry and fans in his first match since being sacked as England captain. She said ‘I couldn’t help thinking it was like watching an anthropological field study. Just like Desmond Morris, most of us can’t resist a bit of body-watching.’

I’m sure she couldn’t help thinking it….

So it was like being on a field trip to study humans, with Desmond Morris involved, who is a zoologist by the way… Not even a psychologist… Bad show Rosie. Bad show.

Currently listening to: 2 many Djs - As heard on radio soulwax 11.