A lot to say

Firstly, a little note to say: Ireland 14- 13 England. ;)

Now, someone tell me if I’m being insensitive, but does jade goody need to be on the front page of newspapers everyday with ridiculous headlines like “Readers: I need your healing prayers”. Although, let me correct myself and rephrase that, “does she need to be on the front page of all tabliod papers everyday?”

This only really got to me because when I work sunday mornings I have to put all the massive suppliments into the sunday papers, and when I work weekdays late shifts I bundle the papers together to return them, so I always see her face alongside yet another exclusive story of her life.
I mean, how interesting can it be? Fair enough, she is dying of terminal cancer, and i feel sorry for her even though shes a bit of a racist slob that is famous for being stupid and thus had to get disturbingly naked on tv.

Ah I actually cannot continue ranting on about it ’cause it will only annoy me.

In other news I decided that Lily Allen is actually quite sexy.

The caption from the Q website was Truely an image with bite.. Im not going to write that...

The caption from the Q website was "Truely an image with bite".. I'm not going to write that...

I always found her strangely attractive [much to the displeasure of my girlfriend who thinks Cheryl Cole is a Goddess (and she has many backing her up, but shh)], but I think she’s surpassed “strangely attractive” now.

I just don’t know anyone else to share this idea? Well no-one in my circle of friends anyway, someone back me up.

I also have a hatred for Kiera Knightly, but I think she’s put a bit of meat on and looks much better [this time to my own displeasure of admitting it], but I need to stop reading woman’s magazines at work clearly…

10 Responses to “A lot to say”


  1. 1 becca March 1, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    lily allen is butters
    but admittedly looks alot better now she’s not such a fatty

    WOOO CHERYL COLE
    shes even doing some mountain treck for comic relief, what the fuck did lily allen ever do but slag off cheryl whos buffer than she’ll ever be or deposit large amounts of coke up her nose and start fights with people who are better than her, AND she cant sing

    i HATE LILY ALLEN
    i’ve always hated her, my old best mate used to be vaguely related to her so i’d cuss her all the time to piss her off too.

    and kiera knightly cant act. hate jade goody too. not as much as kerry katona but thats a whole different story..

  2. 2 Louise March 2, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Re Lilly Allen: nepotism gets you everywhere.
    Re Jade Goody: a racist slob who spent her entire childhood caring for a disabled mother. Maybe she was making up for lost time. Oh, and by the way, she’s now ‘best mates’ with the person she was accused of racially abusing. Now if you were a conspiracy theorist…

  3. 3 Rob March 2, 2009 at 12:22 am

    Don’t Panic! – Jade’ll be dead soon.

    This is probably harsh, but Kiera Knightley’s just too thin in my opinion. If I wanted someone with no breasts, I’d love a man.

    Second, I actually agree with you on this. She was chavvy, but at times she looked really pretty. Lately though, I saw her on tele and she looked great and that picture, well, just wow, she’s really looking top class.

    Cheryl Cole’s rather nice too, but perhaps a bit too (this’ll sound odd) famously good looking for me to really like her. That and Cashley Cole’s a complete idiot, in my opinion.

    If you keep coming up with gems like this then, by all means, keep reading magazines at work!!!

    Kerry Katona needs to stop doing Iceland ads and stop smoking/drugging while pregnant and go someplace (i.e. Iceland) where no-one will ever see her again.

    Your choice of brackets also seems inconsistent. Stick with brackets or parentheses, not muddle between them. :)

  4. 4 enjoydave March 2, 2009 at 12:29 am

    Nepotism does, the worst of which being the likes of peaches geldoff or that fucking Best son who had that show about not having sex for like a month. Boo hoo man. What was his name?

    and in response to the Goody comments; I can’t tell if you’re half agreeing with me or disagreeing?

    p.s I love how Rob is now my English teacher…
    I will stick with parentheses, sorry master. ;)

  5. 5 Rob March 2, 2009 at 1:18 am

    Dave, I think you’re referring to Callum Best?

    Mind you, George Best was such an excellent role model retiring at 26 and all that…. Although, he did still came up with one of the best quotes ever: “I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I just squandered”.

    Ironically, Peaches Geldof is mentioned on the Wikipedia article on Nepotism.

    I agree with your comments on Jade Not-So-Goody. Poor woman, and my thoughts go to her family, but I really don’t like her, and in my view she needs to die in peace. If I was on my deathbed like that, I’d spend as much time as I could seeing my family and friends, rather than making more publicity. Perhaps the media need to think like this as well.

    And, I don’t mind which you use (either is acceptable, [I think]), but I am a touch on the pedantic side when it comes to grammar (not so much spelling or typo’s (technically correct), as I make a fair few mistakes myself on those fronts).

  6. 6 enjoydave March 2, 2009 at 1:23 am

    That was him. Grr.

    Is she hell? Ahah, perfect example though, what does she actually do? Apart from marry people?

    Yeh I feel sorry for her, I wouldn’t wish it upon her. But tabloids will put her up everyday for one thing really. Money.
    Its the same with the mail or mirror (can’t remember which one) and princess diana.
    Every now and then, a Princess Di story crops up out of nowhere revealing some 20yr old scandal which sells them papers.

  7. 7 Rob March 2, 2009 at 1:31 am

    Are you referring to the Diana/Daily Express? If so they love nothing more than “Immigrants Killed Diana”-style headlines. Nothing like sensationalism in news (*cough* ITV *cough*).

    I don’t know. She has a stupid name and really should actually do something useful. If only she helped Africa like Bob, but actually went to Africa. I would suggest sending her to Robert “Inflation” Mugabe’s Zimbabwe. She’d LOVE it there.

  8. 8 Rob March 2, 2009 at 1:32 am

    Also, it would help if I replyed to your comments in the same order as you wrote them, btu there we go.

  9. 9 Rob April 13, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Right, I’ve just watched Lily Allen’s The Fear video on YouTube (you can still view it, yay!) and wow.

    She looks soo good in that. When she sits on the bench she looks like she’s got a bit of a plump backside, but to be honest I think that makes her even nicer. The fact she hasn’t got a “perfect” body like Cheryl makes Lily that bit better, IMO (I use perfect in quotes as obviously it’s not my idea of perfect, but a media perfect body, if you see what I mean).

    I quite like the song too, it’s just the prancing men that are a bit silly in the vid.


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